Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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