your thong is hanging out like whoa
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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