i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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