Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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