Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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