p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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