I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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