Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
not ubering you a puppy
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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