I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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