She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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