isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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