She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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