It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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