So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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