Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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