he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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