am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
