Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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