Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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