Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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