Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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