where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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