so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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