what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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