Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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