I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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