I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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