All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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