I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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