Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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