Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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