question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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