guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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