The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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