Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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