come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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