Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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