I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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