But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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