No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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