yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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