can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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