I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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