Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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