But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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