Porn is love you can see.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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