You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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