Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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