We're facebook friends in real life
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she told me i tasted like america
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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