She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We had sex on a dog bed..
this is an emotional support booty call
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.