I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?