He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger