your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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