She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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