Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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