belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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