Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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